Welcome to the OPHICIAL Ophir Website. Many new things have been added and many more are on the way. I am one of the inmates here at Ophir Prison. I happen to know my way around the prison computer system so I have built this web site for our band. Feel free to browse around at your own risk.

The Ophir DVD - Ophir:Exposed! Second Edition
available for purchase now!

Ophir Beer Joke of the Day Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill Most Jokes compliments of Ophir and The Beer Joke Page